GOLDEN PASTIES
Winners were announced at the Golden Pastie Awards show Sunday, September 2, 2007.
Photo: Allen Lee
The Winners
Amber Ray
Performer most likely to drink you under the table & take advantage of you while you are down
Scotty the Blue Bunny
The biggest sweetheart in burlesque
Angie Pontani
Tigger! The best newcomer of 2007
Precious Little The most inspiring/influential performer in burlesque
The World Famous *BoB*
and
Little Brooklyn The performer you would most like to share a 4x8 dressing room with all night
Miss Saturn The performer most likely to be the next Queen of England
Tigger! Performer most likely to win a Nobel Peace Prize
Jo Boobs The best booty shaker in burlesque
Creamy Stevens The performer most likely to pop a pastie
The World Famous *BoB* The performer most likely to become a Scientologist
Miss Saturn The best physique in burlesque
Angie Pontani Best use of non-traditional items as pasties
Nasty Canasta The performer most likely to be married at least 3 times
Murray Hill The performer that makes you want to take your clothes off
Jo Boobs