2013 Golden Pasties



Golden Pasties provided by Miss Indigo Blue and TwirlyGirl!




The Hottest Freshman Award


for a sizzling new performer
And the Winner is:

BUNNY BUXOM (NYC)


The Funny Bone(r)


for the most comedic performer
And the Winner is:

MISS GLITTER PAIN KILLER (FRANCE)


The Performer Most Likely to get cast on Orange is the New Black



And the Winner is:

HAZEL HONEYSUCKLE (NYC)


The Anthony Weiner Award


for the performer most likely to text or tweet nude or lewd pictures of themselves!
And the Winner is:

ALBERT CADABRA (NYC)


The performer with the Hottest On-Stage Bitch Face



And the Winner is:

PERLE NOIRE (NOLA)


The Best Nails in Burleque Award


for the performer with the cutest claws
And the Winner is:

GAL FRIDAY (NYC)


The Biggest On-Stage Showoff



And the Winner is:

TIGGER! (NYC)


The Smiles for Miles Award


for the performer with the biggest non-stop smile
And the Winner is:

ANGIE PONTANI (NYC)


The Performer most likely to Rock the Walk of Shame



And the Winner is:

GO-GO HARDER (NYC)


The Rear of the Year Award


for the performer with the derriere to which no other derriere can compare
And the Winner is:

BREWSTER (NYC)


The Biggest Bouffant Award


for the performer with the highest hair
And the Winner is:

THE WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*


The Stage Mom Award


for the performer most likely to force their kid into show business
And the Winner is:

LITTLE BROOKLYN (NYC)


The Napkin Award


for the performer who has been in more laps than a napkin
And the Winner is:

THE MAINE ATTRACTION (NYC)


The Defibrilator Award


for the performer most likely to cause a heart attack on and off stage
And the Winner is:

ALBADORO GALA (ITALY)


The Grinder Award


for the performer with the dirtiest grind
And the Winner is:

GAL FRIDAY (NYC)


The Shake is all over Showgirl Award


for the performer with the best all around shake and shimmy
And the Winner is:

PERLE NOIRE (NOLA)